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30 of The Worst Pick Up Lines EVER!

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Nothing is worse than trying to enjoy an evening out, and your hit on by not the man of the hour or the smoking hot chick that walked in the bar.  Your hit on by what seems to be a decent person until their mouth opens with the WORST PICKUP LINE EVER!  I have racked my brain, and this is the ones I can Remember.  If you know more, PLEASE share in the comments!

1.) My love for you is like Diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

2.) Are you google, because you have everything I am searching for.

3.) “Daaaaamn”

4.) Is there an angel missing, because I think you just fell from heaven.

5.) I lost my number, can have yours?

6.) I just found my baby momma

7.) Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

8.) I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are.

9.) Excuse me I think I just dropped something, my jaw.

10.) Are you from Tennessee because you’re the only Ten I see.

11.) Kiss me if I’m wrong but haven’t we met before?

12.) Do you have a boyfriend?  Well, when you want a man friend, come and talk to me.

13.) Your dad must have been a thief. Why?  Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

14.) Do you like raisins? How about a date?

15.) I bet you $20 you’re going to turn me down.




16.) You look nicer than a new set of snow tires.

17.) You must be tired. Why?  Because you have been running through my mind all day.

18.) You know you may be asked to leave soon, your making the other girls look bad

19.) You must be sore. Why? That fall from Heaven you just had.

20.) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put “U” and “I” together.

21.) Is there a rainbow because you are the treasure I have been searching for.

22.) Can have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

23.) Your dad must be a terrorist because he made a bomb.

24.) If I were a fly I would land on you first because of your the shit.

25.) Oh excuse me I believe you just dropped this.

26.) Can I tie your shoes, because I can’t have you fall for anyone else.

27.) Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

28.) Do you know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u baby.

29.) Is it hot in here or is it just you.

30.) Guess what I am wearing? The smile you gave me.

So, the next time you want to use some cheesy bad pick up line to catch that fish. Think about how strong that Line is because it may just break, and you could be the laughing story of the night. Happy chatting, until next time my friends.

Yours Truly,

Heather

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