The Toilet Paper Crises!!

 

Little do we realize all the small things that will bother us in life.  Have you ever really asked yourself……

Well if you can answer the question quickly then you have a half-valid point, to yourself anyway. If not you’re just completely obliviously trying to come up with a valid point for yourself!  What bothers me?  The toilet paper roll being turned the wrong way!  Yes the TP CRISES!!!

There is absolutely no valid reason to have the toilet paper roll, rolling from under rather than over.  Nothing irritates me more than seeing the toilet paper roll turned the WRONG way when I go to use the restroom!  Yes, the WRONG way!  Are you KIDDING ME!?  What in the world would actually make you want to do this?  Ok, I get it maybe your a guy that just “goes with the flow”, BUT ITS FLOWING THE WRONG WAY BUDDY!

There are many sides to the dilemma, on what is the correct way to turn the toilet paper roll in the bathroom.  You know exactly what I am talking about!  Believe it or not, there is a correct way!  Sometimes I feel that people who turn it the “underway”, do this on purpose to frustrate the crap out of you!  Lol, get it?  Well, I’ll tell you what, there will be no number two for me in a bathroom if the toilet paper roll is not rolling from the top!  No worries Heather is here!  If I come to your home, restaurant, place of business, and have to do my business, you best believe I will make sure that toilet paper roll is completely correct!

I mean seriously people, think about this!  You do want to see what you are fixing to pull off,  and clean your bum with right?  If the tp is rolling from underneath you cannot see that it is clean FIRST off, secondly, do you know how much more paper your wasting?  Geez!!!!!

Tearing tp from the over rolling way allows you to tear, and pull one handed!  If your rolling from under and trying to tear off one handed, lol, well let’s just say it might get a little dirty.  Needless to s,ay more tp is used after you yank one good time and half the roll ends up on the floor!

So what way is the correct way?

       Rolling From The Top!

More efficient, cleaner, and less trees are killed!  More Importantly, YOUR BUM IS CLEAN WITH CLEAN TISSUE!

So What is the Wrong Way, we all ask?

Come on people, this is terrible!  I wonder how many hands have been all over the tissue on the right? LOL, EWWWWWWW!  Don’t worry if your pulling from the left remember, when you Finally get that tissue tore off your toilet will be almost clogged, over flowing with poo, plunger in hand, and remembering what I said in my blog.  Have fun with that!  Also an added bonus, your bum has met its new best friend, germy meet germ jr!

As always, this is my opinion!  I would not dare wipe MY bum with toilet paper turned the WRONG way!  Maybe, this is an OCD, yes it could be!  Think about what you see, what you touch, how much tissue you use, how long it takes you to tare the tissue, and do you use one or two hands?  Let me know 🙂 I am waiting patiently for your response!  Until next time Friends.

YOURS TRULY AND ALWAYS CLEAN,

Heather Gantt